Professor Ludeker,
I am writing to you because I seek your support in ascending to Empress of English 121. An empress must be a great leader, and as you read in my first assignment, I have many developed leadership skills. More specifically, I have learned these skills while working with young people of average college ages (18-25). I am capable of relating to this demographic while maintaining my authority. An empress must be well mannered. I have been trained in formal eating habits and I can maintain composure even under the most dire of circumstances. In fact, the more upset I become, the more calm and eloquent my speech. An empress must be regal. I understand my attire in class to this point may not reflect regality, but if you notice today I am wearing a large, genuine emerald ring which invokes royalty, and I could procure others easily. In my home, I have many dresses and outfits of lush velvet or silk in bright colors which would lend themselves to the role well. Finally, a matriarch must be ruthless, and I am quite ruthless. Just ask my boyfriend.
I appreciate your consideration, however in becoming an empress I hope you understand I don’t need your vote. I just took over.
Regards,
laserchicken